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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
I love being a dad. I just love it.
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.