Quotes by Jack Nicholson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I’ve always thought that it’s counterproductive to have a theory on that.

There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.

It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.

I don’t have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.

I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.