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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can’t be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature – and another woman to help him forget them.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.