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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
At my age flowers scare me.
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.