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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
It’s easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
Animals are my friends… and I don’t eat my friends.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.