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God created man, but I could do better.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.