Quotes by Earl Wilson

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Isn’t it a shame that future generations can’t be here to see all the wonderful things we’re doing with their money?

You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.