Quotes by Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.