Quotes by Doug Coupland

If you don’t change, then what’s the point of anything happening to you?

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it’s not quite the same thing.

If God drives a car, He’d drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

Canadians can easily ‘pass for American’ as long as we don’t accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.

The real killers in the business world aren’t the ones who aim for the top, it’s the ones who aim for two notches below the top.

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it’s been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all.