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I think that in the future, clocks won’t say three o’clock anymore. They’ll just get right to the point and rename three o’clock ‘Pepsi.’
When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they’re going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they’re going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.
It also allows you to look as though you’re not particularly from the present, future or past, either.
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.
There’s nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It’s a total turn-off.
I know it’s not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
Forget about being world famous, it’s hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence.
Everybody has basically the same family, it’s just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.