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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don’t change diapers in midstream.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.