Quotes by Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.

Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy!

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it.

It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.

It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.

It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.