Quotes by Christopher Morley

The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.

There is only one success – to be able to spend your life in your own way.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of a little water.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious he learned the habit from Nature.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind and it didn’t seem to matter.