Menu
You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.
Hollywood’s just not funny.
Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.
Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself.
I love being famous. It’s almost like being white.
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I’m famous.
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know?
I’m in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
I think my best work is when I’m kind of in charge.