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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.