I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics.
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
I’ve always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After I got famous, it just got me into more trouble.
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.