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If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?