A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
Sex is God’s joke on human beings.
I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
In this business, until you’re known as a monster you’re not a star.
I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn’t dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Old age is no place for sissies.