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I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
I’m the type who’d be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn’t going to. I’m the type who’d like to sit home and watch every party that I’m invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
What’s great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.
It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor’s finger.
In the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?
I’m bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is ‘In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.’
My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person.
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.