Quotes by Amy Sedaris

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

I have always wanted a bunny and I’ll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you’re stupid.

David and Dad didn’t get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn’t going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they’re like best friends.