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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.